Drunk Pedophile in Disneyland The song stopped. The song stopped. Well, I was just going to riff, riff a blues thing because we all know that all the best production is riffing with no forethought whatsoever. I'm gonna use my forebrain, fuck the executive function. OK, OK, A lizard brain doesn't have any coherient output but, I think it's an instant classic ha ha ha ha ha You've got the brain of a jellyfish Jesus. Say it again Got no filter on my lizard brain As I watch it going down, downstream Walking along Lordy, It's the sad tale of a single man at Disneyland who was suspected of being bad Drunk Pedophile at Disneyland all on his own kicking me out Kicking me out of the Small World again Drunk Pedophile in Disneyland Name's on a list I was just What'd you have with Disneyland? What was that with Disneyland? It's Brad's Drunk Pedophile in Disneyland They're kicking me out again Name's on a list, they're coming again Drunk Pedophile in Disneyland It's a code 1 at Disneyland We've got a dunk human he's only a man They don't mind in California at all I'm all alone again Lone man in Disneyland They put me on the ride alone again I'm a Pedophile in Disneyland I got the blues in Disneyland I'm a lone man in Disneyland Kicked off the ride Drunk Pedophile in Disneyland Kicking me out He said, Take your ticket and shove it Kicking me out of the Small World again Drunk Pedophile in Disneyland In Disneyland I tried to ride the Matterhorn But he accused me of Kiddie porn I'm a lone man in Disneyland I'm a lone man in Disneyland Got drunk in the center divide He once kicked my hide I'm a lone man in Disneyland I tried to ride the boats Just one more Lone man in Disneyland Oh what am I gonna do? I'm not gonna tell you! I'm a lone man in Disneyland Drunk Pedophile in Disneyland Ohh Ohh Tried to ride the Matterhorn But there he was accused me of porn I was drunk My only fault But I don't have anything else Lone man in Disneyland I'm a lone man in Disneyland Now here's Delbert Kenneth Hayes Disneyland is a futile subject to me Disneyland is a futile subject to me A dry desert of our cultural destiny Mindless zombies with mindless kids Drop the napalm! Hit the skids It's an old man in Disneyland OooooooOooOoo Drunk Pedophile in Disneyland Kicking me out Kicking me out of the Small World again Drunk Pedophile in Disneyland The Pirates don't chase the wenches no more I remember Like, Hey, there's something wrong with the wenches! Johnny Depp was on the back door Names on a list Smores! The Pirates don't chase the wenches no more!