D.I.K. Violator Guy A little poetry for a dear friend to the mothers of MADD To Edward Abbey's "Monkey Wrench Gang" (deleted for security reasons) Salt Lake City, Utah Well, he violated the laws of the nation he violated the sanctity of life but most of all he violated his own body! Drags his aching body out of bed with boney fingers he massages his head has an I.Q. dangerously high I would not fuck, would not fuck with the Violator Guy! Got extended-wear contact lenses family believes what the phrophet sends in his granphaloon since day one getting older but the fun has just begun. Dik avoids the long arm of the law Dik avoids Arizona there are lawmaen who would love to find they would love to find the violator guy. Chorus He likes to kill small mammals to me that's Dik's only fault putting kitties into deep-freeze come on Dik that's getting close to sleeze! Yeah, I would not fuck with the violator guy Dik is the one who comes out late tonight wakes up in the morning just to have some more loads a bong hit and smokes it out. Chorus D.I.K. Violator Guy, YEAH!