Del Del Here in America the rights of the minority are once more trampled by the will of the majority I'm having my creative and artistic input severely trod upon Those damn musicians are taking over the gig again I'm boycotting this verse these choruses and this entire song but other than that what does it feel like to be twice the national average height and not have to wear glasses? Are you bald you must be awfully tall Christmas with Glenna and Ken perhaps I think Bandit's on his last lap You're far away in a foreign land Women drugs sex in your right hand Tall Aryan man of noble blood Are you living in a thatched hut? Many Chinese tall white man Walking down the street collecting many fans Del, Del We're stuck in Hell, hell Del, Del We're stuck in Hell, hell Save us! Cuts through the knife like a flame through the yellow hoard on the street Tall thin white man becomes legend He came and then he left Del walking through hell You need a weapon in these cities it's scary Del, Del We're stuck in Hell, hell Del, Del We're stuck in Hell, hell Do you know what you're missing? Hogle Zoo and Temple Square And the University of Utah and boredom and rot and decay and Dale Erkkila It sucks doesn't it? and you miss it Someday, looking forward to your return and within one day you'll find that it sucks big raw soggy loagies here