Courtesy Fuck

Courtesy fuck no strings attached
for five bucks I'll kiss your snatch
you just make sure that nothing hatches
Courtesy fuck no strings attached.

Give her a courtesy fuck all the way from Boston had no luck
Ward please get some morals after all she is a girl
courtesy fuck have some manners.

Whiskey night at The Pie Bill let an opportunity pass him by
walked her home she said "I'm tight' and he just said, "Good night".
courtesy fuck is what she wanted but Bill could not give it out.

Had 'em from Detroit had 'em from Boston
who knows could even be from Austin
all they wanted was just a little
and Ward wouldn't even give her a little diddle
so I still have the mike so I guess I must still sing.

Hi mom! Hey! people want to talk about how they want to use me but I'm saving myself, I don't know what I'm saving myself for I'm hermetically sealed in a mayonaise jar of life and I'll tell you that if I could just remember what chords I'm supposed to play in this song that...


Saving himself for the first girl that says yes...

If I could just save myself from drooling on myself I might be OK but hey Ted Nugent plays one cord and he can keep going like this.


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