Butt-Fuck Bandit I looked at my blushing young bride and felt the love that was inside But I told her I've love for another a boy and his dog, a dog and his boy I'll be right back. I have to take him for his walk Talking a long cool walk didn't say much, didn't talk blowing briskly down the lane autum trees, the leaves feeling no pain. I've got a black and fuzzy friend been with me since I don't know when girls come and girls go but I throw a tennis ball I surely know--he's my dog He fetched his bone and mine too looked so cute, I knew just what to do I shoved so hard with all my might Bandit turned white that night. I came home late tonight my wife says, "Where you been damnit?" he's my best friend it's alright I've been butt-fucking bandit. I like to feel the fur around my dick when I put it in it goes "click" I love it when he wears his leather leash kind of bums me out when I catch fleas I'm not Hodge' or Johnny and I don't care whose my mommy I ain't the body-guard named race Oh, actually I'm Dr. Quest.