brother Hyrum

brother Hyrum pulled up his wagon looked at the valley said, "This is SHIT"
brigham Young, sick with the fever looked at the valley said, "This is IT!"

Happy, happy, Happy Valley
capital of Utah according to Rand McNally
the lamenites were her growing food
doesn't count--wiped out by the priesthood.

They got a church on every corner every sunday they look like sheep
they don't care they're just like big brother at the church the bishop piles it deep.

I'm glad that we have a general conference
I don't know what I'd do without the nuisance
all day long on channel 11 watching stupid apes think they're going to heaven
I doubt it very much.

brigham had 26 wives but I can't get laid tonight
I'm living in the same valley where are all those girls tonight.

Dunk em in the water and baptize them
take 10% of their hard earned pay
a penney saved may be a penny earned
but at this rate, I'll be a millionaire today.

They Coca-cola, they own South Africa
invest in anything as long as it doesn't help the poor
they don't care about anyone except themselves
real assholes--I don't even give a fuck about em
sorry.