Bill & Mike are Gay Well, they met on one cloudy day And all Bill had was this to say, "Well, Mike, you've got such a pretty snug puckernut," and Mike just grinned and said, "What the fuck?" 'Cause Bill and Mike are Gay So, I don't know what to say Bill's really a fag Bill's not really a fag Mike's the big fag He corrupted Bill I knew it was him I see Dick with abnormally long hair I wonder what he's packing down there? Ricky the Eel is very caviler Ricky the Eel All I've got to say is Bill and Mike are gay All I've got to say Bill and Mike are gay Bill and Mike are gay But it's ok because we have expanded morals All I've got to say is (it's a verse) Bill and Mike are gay (no, he said verse) (I thought he said chorus) Oh, Dail thought they said "chorus" Maybe Dail's gay? Bill and Mike and Dail are gay But that's ok He never says a word That's why I love him spreading his cheeks can be mighty grim No one understands a man like another man can Sit on me now, Make me feel proud Never never never do I fucking tell So, you'll just have to guess and I'll see you all in hell! All I've got to say is Bill and Mike are gay All I've got to say Bill and Mike are gay All I've got to say Bill and Mike are fags The sun goes around the Earth outside myself The land is flat from here to there But I say it's round The sun and the Earth are hurling, I heard it's true never go and gossip goes to local news Dumping sewage out in Boston Harbor Shit flowing out to sea Acid rain coming down A lifetime, It don't come for free It's true! All I've got to say is Bill and Mike are gay And are proud of it! Very very proud All I've got to say Bill and Mike are gay (We'll deny it til we die!) (The Ace of Spades!) All I've got to say (I like women, I like them a lot!) Bill and Mike are gay (A man sandwich doesn't smell like tuna) All I've got to say Because he's got a snug pucker nut Whoa and he's got AIDS Neither's got AIDS! Bill and Mike are gay! Yeah, we should've done that: Bill and Mike are gay but neither's got AIDS ha ha ha ha ha ha ha