Martian Hunters In a land without hunting licences in a time before the Sierra Club crazed Martians on strange drugs. Travelling through my inner space, I'm bored I gotta kill something, I wanna go on a hunting trip so I go to my travel agent and she says: "Hey, there's a place called 'Earth', way out by Sol and nobody goes there, where there's these big dumb reptiles that you can shoot in the head!" Big game hunters from Mars gunned down our dinosaurs! It's the latest craze jump in the saucer thak the lazer off phase swilling Bludarium Cranal-Slam gonna bag me some brontosaurus spam. Killed everything over 50 Kg. didn't have a chance cause their technology these big hunters came from Mars randomly shot every bastard under the stars! A planetary travel agent saw a way to make a buck our poor reptiles ran out of luck why didn't Fred Flintstone protect them? at least he could have tried. Going on an extra-martial safari platinum bullets are the key kill the mighty Terranisaurus-Rex fuck him up with a bullet in the chest. And these mammals are no fun at all!