Beastiality Necrophiliac

Ever get your dick stuck in a pig?
and you can't get it out in time for a gig
weigh too much about a hundred pounds
rather have a dead hunting hound
I like dead dogs they're my beef
woof woof woof woof.

I used to fuck living dogs
but they got sharp teeth and I've got a soft cock
I would beat them on the skull
Untill the dogs would do as they're told
I have a problem with teeth.

Beastiality Necrophiliac
don't want a long-haired cat
Beastiality Necrophiliac
dead dogs is where it's at
I'm a beastiality necrophiliac
of the canine species

I ain't never fucked a horseshoe crab
I ain't never fucked anything from that era
I ain't never fucked a bovine
but everything I feel is fine
I got no words to this song
I just make them up as it goes along.

Dead bovines ain't where it's at
too many hormones and they get fat
I don't like sheep, they're real gnarley
Ward shoved one up poor God
dead dogs is where it's at and
I'm a beastiality necrophiliac.

A baby calf ain't got no teeth
the way it sucks don't give me no relief
he licks and sucks like it's mamma's udder
I can't steer I ain't got no rudder.