The Ballad of Ward and Tina I don't know what to do with sex all the girls they want to give me head my name is Ward and I've got alot alot of sex when you smoke pot. A world full of girls give it a whirl! to come to Detroit oh,oh, taboos! SEX! Isn't that what you do with girls? I saw a girl once, I, I, I saw two of them at one time they each had two breasts maybe one day I'll find out what they're talking about untill then I'll remain a virgin! Ballad of Ward and Tina Ballad of Ward and Tina Ballad of Ward and Tina You should have seen her! She wears kinky yellow shirts everywhere she hurts Ward's such a man that she can't stand it she parks cars for a living & drives a truck and likes, likes, I'll leave it up to your imagination. Strip poker before the big gig you should have seen them a puking in the sink whoa it was so disgusting oh I hurt my head! It's just a rumor. Chorus I could see why Ward could resist Tina had saggy tits on her hips were stretch marks I bet Ward put'em there that masculine fart. Showed up late to that famous gig see this chick crying in the corner now you've heard the Ballad of Ward and Tina Ward and Tina, Tina. Came for a week, but only stayed four days! Ten days of Hell!