(Nobody Names Their Kids) Adolph Adolph, Nobody names their kids Adolph Adolph anymore Adolph, Nobody names their kids Adolph Adolph anymore Adolph is a nice name Adolph was a bad man Nobody names them Adolph and thats a crying shame Adolphs meat tenderizer Makes Dad's muscle easier to chew Lamb, beef and people meat You mix them in a pie a zoo Now, The World's Fattest Man dancing... Last year, I had a little boy (You have always had a little boy) For his parents, he is just a little toy (like yours) His name, his name is Nathan (Nate the Skate) Not Adolph, or even Satan (SATAN!) Adolph, Nobody names their kids Adolph Adolph anymore Adolph, Nobody names their kids Adolph Adolph anymore Nobody talks about the Jewish Problem The Jewish Problem anymore Nobody talks about the Jewish Problem The Jewish Problem anymore Adolph, Nobody names their kids Adolph Adolph anymore Adolph, Nobody names their kids Adolph Adolph anymore When I was just a little boy My momma told me You will not be called Jackie, or Sue, or Betty We going to give you a good name a name worth mentioning We going to give you a good name Anything but Adolph Adolph, Nobody names their kids Adolph Adolph anymore Adolph, Nobody names their kids Adolph Adolph anymore